The beauty on this chick
guys: fight each other all the time
girls: support each other and share hand cream
Lol no. Girls are bitches to each other more often than not. If it isn’t to your face it’s behind your back.maybe they are mean to you only. everybody in my group is supportive and we share hand cream.
Are you even a girl
But the titanic sank?
if only the titanic did that
100 YEARS AGO
Yes, I will have a medium rare oppression please. With a side rack of honey glazed baby back oppression.
Meat. The tastiest oppression.
Now I dont even have to sit on public transportation with my legs apart to oppress the womynz. Just eating does that now.
Oh god, this post is back.
Eating meat is oppressive to women? Maybe I’m thinking too literally about this, but it seems like biting into oblong tubes of flesh and devouring them would be more oppressive to penis-havers than anything else. Food for thought.
nice pun, Beast.
but seriously, this is too ridiculous for words.
"Now I’m gonna force, feed you my meat, ya bitch!"
*whips out grill and hamburger patties*
"DEEP FRIED GOODNESS"
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
does ‘contrabass’ just mean SUPER FUCKING HUGE
If there’s one thing I want from Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll, it’s to do the same thing Nashville does- release a cast album every half season loaded with amazing songs. Just this one has to be mostly Liz.
And they have to be made available worldwide.
so it’s a show now and not just a TV movie?
Huff Post Interviewer: Do you think condoms should be mandated in pornography?
James Deen: Not in pornography, I think that condoms are amazing, I think they’re fantastic. I think they are the best option if you are engaging in sexual contact with people you don’t know or don’t trust. And uh, if your thinking of having sex with someone in a bar, you should use a condom! If I have sex with someone outside of the industry, I use a condom. I really, really endorse them. However, when your basically in a fluid lock relationship with people that are all getting tested (for STI’s) every fourteen days, with the highest standards of equipment and theres a database of who’s worked with who and what happened, you can pretty much cut it off. We have a system, and it works, we have had zero HIV transmissions in over 8-9 years. Our system works and it works really, really well.
An example of how careful and clean adult performers are, and how intelligent they are. Can you say the last person you slept with was completely clean, and has had no prior disease? No? Then there is no reason to call adult performers dirty. Or any other stupid word. (x)