Anonymous asked: "do you have a boyfriend?"

mynamesdiana:

I have a headache

so, a girlfriend?

callmeoutis:

womanthouartloosed:

castielsfear:

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

none of these people are real

god forbid kids be allowed to draw comfort and inspiration from fiction i mean what do you kick puppies for fun

misspryss:

julstorres:

survivablyso:

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

I’d rather watch Black Widow file her taxes than an Ant Man movie

Well you have to admit her work-related expenses would tell some pretty interesting stories all by themselves

Black Widow orders towels online: the movie

Black Widow reorganizes her sock drawer: the movie

Black Widow cleans her gutters: the movie

Still more exciting than Ant Man

With all the people wanting female Superhero media I wonder why nobody’s talking about CBS ordering a series for Supergirl that will fit into the Arrowverse, iZombie coming out on the CW in the mid season or the female led movie in the Amazing Spiderman Universe (I’m betting it’s a black cat movie)

doodlesanddiscord:


thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

riddlemehiddleston:

saltwaterandink:

lesb1an:

He is cute as shit

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

I literally remember doing this as a kid

I don’t remember this happening to me but I remember it happening to my younger sister and all my younger cousins. for some reason everyone of us realized out own mortality at family reuinions

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

metal-rider:

the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

I’m horny and I don’t know why

probably cause something aroused you

Yep. That definitely was it

I helped

she looks like a reality star in between takes

she looks like a reality star in between takes

dsuex:

angstbotfic:

angstbotfic:

mutedstrings:

SLR

forever reblogging perfect thighs of perfection.

rereblogging because THIS is what Lana used to look like, remember?


Holy cow!

dsuex:

angstbotfic:

angstbotfic:

mutedstrings:

SLR

forever reblogging perfect thighs of perfection.

rereblogging because THIS is what Lana used to look like, remember?

Holy cow!